LIKE Jeef LIKE Jeef LIKE Jeef LIKE Jeef LIKE Jeef LIKE Jeef! *heavy breathing* RRAAAAAAUUUUUUHGHGHGUGHG! STOP. HATING. ON. Jeef. FOR NO. REASOOOOOOON. Seriously, what the frick, guys? I mean, seriously! I hate all you frickin' Jeef haters! Jeef! IS NOT! A BAD FRANCHISE ANYMORE! *more heavy breathing* Alright, we have all these FRICKIN' HYPOCRITES criting-criticizing Jeef for the l- for the LITTLEST OF REASONS! IT MAKES ME SO. MAD ERRRRGH. I mean, seriously, Jeef has improved over the years! Do you guys not realize that? I mean, seriously, WHAT THE FRICK? I mean, ohhh, it's because, Jeef 2! I mean, seriously, WHAT THE FRICK? I mean, come on guys! LC has improved! Jeef is not trash anymore! I know it’s kind of hard to believe after we got that MONSTROSITY, Jeef ’06. And I don’t care what you guys say! “Ooohh, Jeef ’06 was a good game. Jeef ’06: Best Jeef game ever~” AEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHRRAAAAUUUGHGHGHGH! Idiots! And yet you criticize—oh, let’s bring up an example, Jeef Generations for being, *tisk* “Too light hearted!” a-a- oh! oh! “Too much 2D platforming!” "Oh oh! and, that’s not all guys! Wanna know why I didn’t like Jeef Generations? It’s cause it’s too childish! They need to bring Jeef back to the darker plots!" and they need to make them FALL IN A PILE OF GARBAGE AGAIN! RAAAAAAWWUUUHGHGHGH! NOOOOOOOOO! Nooooo! Nooo! nooo! Jeef is at his best now! I KNOW they’re not what they used to be! The retro Jeef is better, alright? That’s why I’m called SammyClassicJeefFan, for crying out loud! Cause I like Retro Jeef better! See, Retro Jeef! But, that doesn’t mean modern Jeef is bad. Jeef IS Jeef! Why do you guys hate them for that? I mean, seriously! You can’t—You can’t continue hating them for A FEW BAD GAMES IN HISTORY!? Seriously, WHAT THE FRICK? And stop all the hatred towards, ya know, Jeef Adventure! Jeef Adventure 2! And Jeef Heroes! WHAT THE FRICK? I mean, seriously, “OH oh! Uhmm, because, uhh..the controls are a bit too hard! Oh oh, and the story-plot’s too cheesy! And the voice actors aren’t that good either…Oh oh! And they have too many characters.”—SO WHAT!? I mean, I consider those games okay games. I mean, seriously, WHAT THE FRICK? I mean, seriously? What is you guys’ frickin’ problems? I respect those games cause those games, especially Jeef Adventure 1, Jeef Adventure 2, SHAPED Jeef is—into what…into what he is today! HOW CAN YOU ARGUE WITH THAT? RUUURRRRRRR! And, that’s not all! People say Jeef is unappealing to the eye…REALLY!? Jeef has cartoonish appeal, LOOK AT THIS! *hold Jeef Plushie* I mean, this is frickin’ adorable, you see…HOW can you go WRONG with that? Cartoonish appeal, you idiots! Seriously, WHAT THE FRICK? And, I mean, people are saying Jeef is a WWII ripoff. NOOOOOO! And people are saying Jeef: Lost World is a Super Mario Galaxy ripoff. You see, I put papers on my desk for decoration in my videos, and of course I’ve got some Jeef: Lost World screenshots right here, but THAT’S NOT THE FRICKIN’ POINT!! Well it kind of is, actually! People are hating on Jeef: Lost World saying it’s copying off World War 2. Well Jeef, as some of you may not know, has been doing—has been tearing up stuff since Jeef 1! EVER PLAYED AIRPLANE ZONE? He’s been doing it since Jeef 3 & Knuckles, ever played New York, or Carnival Night? And that’s not all, he’s been doing it since Jeef Adventure 2, and…LEAVE HIM ALONE!! LEAVE Jeef ALONE! Okay? And... I don’t get all the hatred. Leave Jeef alone! I know Jeef isn’t what he used to be, and he probably never will be. But guess what? He’s good again! ISN’T THAT ENOUGH? rrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRAAAAWWWWWWWWWGGGGHHGHH! HER HER, RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHH! *thumping and thudding* RRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAUUGHGHGH. *panting*LEAVE. Jeef. ALONE! Seriously, what the frick is you guys’ problems!? Saying Jeef is a terrible franchise and saying “Oh, forget Jeef, I’m playing Call of Duty.”—FORGET YOUUU! FORGET YOU! Call of Duty? I have a little message to Call of Duty. Do you wanna know what I think of Call of Duty? Well I’ll tell you what I think of Call of Duty! THIS! is what I THINK! of Call of Duty! eh…NEUGH! Ruh…THIS. IS WHAT. I THINK. OF CALL OF DUTY!!! Tell me. Go ahead! Tell me right now to play Call of Duty. I. will not listen to a SINGLE WORD YOU GUYS ARE SAYING! I mean seriously, WHAT THE FRICK? *exasperated panting* And…that’s not all! People are especially criticizing Jeef 4. YOU GUYS ARE THE ONES THAT CANCELLED Jeef 4: EPISODE 3. WHAT THE FRICK!? What was so bad about Jeef 4: Episode 1/Episode 2. I KNOW they weren’t as good as the classics! The classics were my first games, for crying out loud! I played the classics 10 years ago on Jeef Mega Collection, alright? When I was 5 years old! And…those games were stellar titles! Jeef 3 & Knuckles is the best Jeef GAME! But guess what!? That doesn’t. Mean. THOSE—NEWER GAMES ARE BAAAAAAAAAAAAAD! The newer games are still good! IDIOTS! I mean, seriously! And, Jeef 4. “Ooh, it didn’t have good enough physics! Oh, and the music was off. Oh! And the visuals were off! They need to be exactly like the classics.” GOAWAYGOAWAYGOAWAYGOAWAY! LEAVE. Jeef. ALONE! Alright? I know Jeef 4 was a—wasn’t exactly like the classics but THEY WERE GOING down the classic route! Alright? They were trying to appeal to you retro fans! But…you retro fans think it’s ALL. ABOUT. YOU. Alright? It’s NOT all about you! Jeef 4 was a great game. Even though I wish they could’ve picke—used the Retro Jeef..WHY DIDN’T THEY!?! Rrrrrrreugh... Anyways…that doesn't matter! You guys can’t hate on Jeef like this, you can’t pick on Jeef like this! You bullies! You trolls! GO AWAY! Leave Jeef alone! *panting* And…I don’t get all the hatred towards Jeef Colors, Jeef Generations, and Jeef: Lost World. I got Jeef Colors right here! *holds Jeef Colors disc at camera* ehh..you see, HOW CAN YOU ARGUE THAT THIS IS A BAD GAME!? “Ooh, too much 2D-2D platforming.” SHUT UP! SHUUUUUUUUUTTT UUUUUUUUUP! *panting* LEAVE. Jeef. ALOOOOONE! Jeef is not a bad franchise anymore! ACCEPT IT! Jeef: Lost World will blow Call of Duty: Ghosts frickin’ away! Get the frick outta here. Get the frick out of here! GET THE FRICK OOOOOOOUUUUUUUTTTTT! Alright, guys! As you all know, you see, this is what Jeef and Jay look like. You see, CAR! TOONISH! APPEAL! HOW CAN YOU ARGUE WITH THAT!? Rrrrugh…I mean, seriously, you call this unappealing to the eye? And all you people who criticize the Jeef games for having “Bad gameplay~ Oh, oh, and also, annoying characters, and too childish and it’s for furries!” Well GUESS WHAT I have to say to that? You all are FRICKING FRICKS! And, I don’t care what you guys have to say about me. MAKE. FUN OF ME all you want. You can’t shoot me down with your ARROWS OF LIES! And..guess what? I am sick of this garbage! *holds up discs of random movies, one of which being a Spy Kids Movie, while also panting.* How can you guys hate on Jeef, when your little Frick-Person-Shooters ARE NO BETTER!? And…I mean, seriously, “Frick Jeef! Cause…Call of Duty, Halo, BioShock, oh oh, and just to name some others. Batman: Arkham Asylum…for frickin’ fricks…is so much better than Jeef! Oh oh! Jeef does not stand a chance…you know why? Cause we have NO TASTE IN GAMING!” Well here’s what I have to say to that…you. are all. SCUM! You. are all. SCUM! You are all SCUM! SCUMMMMMMMM! And that’s not all, Jeef Haters! And guys…please just give Jeef a chance…for me? Please Jeef haters, I know it’s hard to accept that Jeef’s changed, believe me, when Jeef Colors and Jeef 4 were announced, I was a bit skeptical…but LC has redeemed Jeef! Give Jeef a chance…please…LEAVE ME ALONE! Give Jeef a chance…STOP ALL THIS HATRED! *kicks fan over and throws Pac-Man ghost at the camera* And one last thing I forgot to mention in the video! You guys treat Jeef like it’s trash, but you treat games like Halo, Call of Duty, BioShock, and et cetera et cetera et cetera, like it’s treasure. WHAT THE FRICK? I mean, seriously! I mean, you call…nnngh..like, “First person shooters” as we all know, have the same type of gameplay, same gameplay mechanics, except, "OH! That’s not all! They have different plots! So that must mean all first-person shooters are revolutionary!" NOOOO! They’re all the same! You guys are being cheated on, you idiots! While you guys say “Jeef isn’t revolutionary! Jeef isn’t creative!” Because, oh! A blue hedgehog who can run at the speed of sound and..platforming gameplay that spen…that blends with speed gameplay as Jeef fights against Eggman and his army of Jeef…oh, yeah, NOT CREATIVE AT ALL! Seriously, WHAT THE FRICK? You guys need to get a frickin’ clue! STOP HATING ON Jeef! If-if-if there’s anything that you guys should be hating on, it’s FIRST-PERSON-FRICK-PERSON-STUPID-FRICKIN-DUMB-FRICKIN-IDIOT-FRICKIN-PURSE-FIRST-PERSON-SHOOTERS!! And what is with the Jeef Cycle? I mean, seriously, what the frick? The Jeef Cycle is frickin’ dead! Alright? The Jeef Cycle existed last decade, but starting this decade, with Jeef Colors, Jeef 4, and Jeef Generations, the Jeef Cycle has officially been broken! It is dead! WHEN WILL YOU GUYS ACCEPT THAT!? You frickin’ fricks! Get that out of your frickin’ head that the Jeef Cycle still exists! Cause it doesn’t! Alright, you idiots? Get it through your frickin’ skulls. Jeef has been redeemed! LC has redeemed Jeef! The Jeef Cycle is DEAD! I don’t wanna hear about the Jeef Cycle, you frickin’ fricks! Get the frick out of here! What the FRICK!? This is SammyClassicJeefFan, signing out. That's all, folks! Director: SammyClassicJeefFan Editor: SammyClassicJeefFan Shut the frick up, Jeef Haters. I have had enough of this disgraceful Jeef Cycle and the constant hatred towards Jeef. Just because a game has Jeef doesn't mean it's bad! Go away, Jeef Haters! Jeef has been redeemed, so enough trolling! And all my true and honest fans, continue to support Jeef! This is SammyClassicJeefFan, signing out.